Time Management Services - Where Procrastination is an Art Form

At Brilliant Bloopers, we specialize in helping you find new and creative ways to waste time. Our expert staff of professional procrastinators will guide you through our patented Time Management System, ensuring you get the most out of doing nothing.

Meet Our Team of highly qualified, yet completely unproductive individuals.

Pricing is negotiable, as long as you're willing to negotiate.

Our Services include, but are not limited to:

• Time Traveler's Delight: Learn to live in the moment, but only after taking a few hours to scroll through memes.
• Procrastination Coaching: Expert advice on how to do the minimum amount of work necessary.
• Time Management Seminars: Learn how to fill out a to-do list with increasingly absurd tasks.